Friday, January 19, 2007

Target: Britney Spears

Can't sing, can dance a bit, not very bright, not the slightest bit classy, whiny, and shallow.

So, not 'priceless' - worthless.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Target: Norman Kember

Now that he's home and safe, we feel we have to ask: Norman, what the hell did you think you were doing in Iraq in the first place?

Far more trouble than he's worth.

(Moore, Jim and Mary F)

Monday, July 3, 2006

Target: Esther Rantzen

A shrill buck-toothed has-been. Let's just make CERTAIN she never gets back on telly again.

(My words; nominated by Jim F)

Target: Noel Edmonds

Actually, Noel, no we HAVEN'T forgiven you for Mr Blobby yet. You'd better hope that suitcase is bulletproof.

(My words; nominated by Jim F)

Sunday, July 2, 2006

Target: Demi Moore

Can someone tell me why this woman is in the public eye to start with? For shagging Bruce Willis? Well apart from that, she's a talent-free zone, too muscular to be sexy, arrogant and irritating. Get rid of her.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Targets: Paul and Heather McCartney

A two-for-one offer. Both are boring, pious, and incredibly self-important. And Paul just WILL NOT STOP bringing out new records, no matter how heavily we all hint. I reckon some seal hunter could get the two of them with one shot, and we could all give a huge collective sigh of relief.

(My words; nominated by Jim F)

Monday, June 19, 2006

Target: Sharon Stone

Basic Instinct 2? Oh, please. Put 'em away, love.

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