Thursday, June 22, 2006

Targets: Paul and Heather McCartney

A two-for-one offer. Both are boring, pious, and incredibly self-important. And Paul just WILL NOT STOP bringing out new records, no matter how heavily we all hint. I reckon some seal hunter could get the two of them with one shot, and we could all give a huge collective sigh of relief.

(My words; nominated by Jim F)

Monday, June 19, 2006

Target: Sharon Stone

Basic Instinct 2? Oh, please. Put 'em away, love.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Target: Ruby Wax

Teeth too big. Arse too big. Voice too loud. Brain too small. (Moore F)

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Target: George Galloway

We admired the amusing and thoroughly British way in which he stood up for himself against the US Senate enquiry. But he threw it all away on Big Brother. What a twat. (Gary M)

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