Target: George W Bush

For obvious reasons. Watch out for those guys with the shades and the hearing aids, though.

Target: Davina McCall

I quite liked her when she first appeared on some silly late-night show. Now she's completely over-reached herself, gurning on a BBC chat show, Davina (how original), that's supposed to be a rival to Parkinson but ends up being less fulfilling than Richard and Judy. Oh dear.