Now that he's home and safe, we feel we have to ask: Norman, what the hell did you think you were doing in Iraq in the first place?
Far more trouble than he's worth.
(Moore, Jim and Mary F)
Who would you like to see erased from public life? Or - even better - who from public life would you like to see erased? Well, I've got a fair old list and limited funds, but I'd definitely offer up a clean, crisp new fiver to anyone who terminates one of these suckers with extreme prejudice.
So, out goes a call to all hitmen, hoodlums and impoverished psychopaths. Please rub out: