Monday, July 3, 2006

Target: Esther Rantzen


A shrill buck-toothed has-been. Let's just make CERTAIN she never gets back on telly again.

(My words; nominated by Jim F)

Target: Noel Edmonds


Actually, Noel, no we HAVEN'T forgiven you for Mr Blobby yet. You'd better hope that suitcase is bulletproof.

(My words; nominated by Jim F)

Sunday, July 2, 2006

Target: Demi Moore


Can someone tell me why this woman is in the public eye to start with? For shagging Bruce Willis? Well apart from that, she's a talent-free zone, too muscular to be sexy, arrogant and irritating. Get rid of her.

Do feel free to email me - suggestions welcome and only lightly edited.

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