Actually, Noel, no we HAVEN'T forgiven you for Mr Blobby yet. You'd better hope that suitcase is bulletproof.
(My words; nominated by Jim F)
Who would you like to see erased from public life? Or - even better - who from public life would you like to see erased? Well, I've got a fair old list and limited funds, but I'd definitely offer up a clean, crisp new fiver to anyone who terminates one of these suckers with extreme prejudice.
So, out goes a call to all hitmen, hoodlums and impoverished psychopaths. Please rub out: