Can't sing, can dance a bit, not very bright, not the slightest bit classy, whiny, and shallow.
So, not 'priceless' - worthless.
A two-for-one offer. Both are boring, pious, and incredibly self-important. And Paul just WILL NOT STOP bringing out new records, no matter how heavily we all hint. I reckon some seal hunter could get the two of them with one shot, and we could all give a huge collective sigh of relief.
(My words; nominated by Jim F)
Who would you like to see erased from public life? Or - even better - who from public life would you like to see erased? Well, I've got a fair old list and limited funds, but I'd definitely offer up a clean, crisp new fiver to anyone who terminates one of these suckers with extreme prejudice.
So, out goes a call to all hitmen, hoodlums and impoverished psychopaths. Please rub out: